Limricks about Omega 3 Capsules

There once was a singer named Babs
Who kept several men with washboard abs
Each of her men
Looked quite like a twin
She grew them deep down in her labs.

Mark was a guy out in Malibu
Who know quite a lot of orac value
He sold vitamins
to Babs bio-twins
Until the government said they shall sue.

The government was just a pawn.
Of big pharma’s devious spawn.
The vitamin world
was the devil who hurled
the lawsuit on Mark Sisson’s lawn.