Thursday, February 14, 2008

Weight Loss shakes and the benefits of Vitamins in Poetry

There once was a girl from West Lake.
Who drank down a thick weight loss shake.
She said with a grin
As she wiped off her chin
“By next week I’ll be thin as a rake!”

There once was a man from Von Litamins
Who enjoyed all the benefits of vitamins
He could lift up a car
He could jump very far.
He could run damn near the speed of Light-a-mins!

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