Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Let the Limirizing Begin

There once was a man named Ortegas
Who takes all his Vital Omegas
But his kids never will
eat a fish oil pill
With a laugh they say, “You’ll never make us!”

There once was a woman from Umbre.
Who jolted right out of her slumber.
Her face turned bright red
As she jumped from her bed.
She’d remembered where she put her cucumber.

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